lol :D
Hi, i'm celine :)
I love to post funny stuff. :D
the end.
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- Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
- Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
- Man 1: but I'm not!
- Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
- Man 1: honestly?
- Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
- Man 1: probably Iron Man.
- Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
- Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
- Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
- Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
- Man 2: oh yeah..
- Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
- Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
- *awkward silence*
- Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!
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Photo reblogged from meet me in Montauk
african gangsters and their hyenas and baboons > american gangsters and their pit bulls and rottweilers
…THAT SHIT CRAY!!
this is beyond dope,
(Source: falconhawk)
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are you going to the beatles: the lost concert" movie when it comes out next month?
Asked by Anonymous
Sadly, i’m going to china for 2 month for summer vacation :(
